For people whose best stories start with:

"This probably wasn't the smartest thing I ever did, but it was AWESOME..."

Some people avoid bad decisions.

Some people hear a terrible idea, immediately see opportunity and ask:

"What time?"

If you're the friend everyone calls when they need a partner in questionable judgment, spontaneous adventures, bad plans, road trips, garage projects, camping trips, or "hold my beer" moments, this shirt was made for you.

Featuring a distressed vintage design and a timeless sarcastic punchline, this tee is perfect for anyone who knows that the best stories usually start with the worst ideas.

Perfect for:

• Men and women
• Dads and moms
• Husbands and wives
• Friends and coworkers
• Campers and travelers
• Mechanics and makers
• Adventure seekers
• Anyone looking to have some fun!

Whether you're headed to the garage, the lake, the campground, the backyard barbecue, or your next regrettable adventure, this shirt lets everyone know exactly where you stand.

Features:

• Classic unisex fit
• Soft, durable fabric
• Professionally printed design
• Comfortable everyday wear
• Available in multiple colors and sizes

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in invitations to participate in objectively terrible ideas and capture some memorable experiences.

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